The Boston Marathon Bomber’s First Day in Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get … Read more
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Yellow-Bellied Cowards
Hey, Senate, got a few choice words for ya And now for a few choice words about the recent Senate vote that scuttled universal background checks on gun … Read more
In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more
Senators Forced to Spell Title With Small ‘s’ Due to Their Cowardice
Besides calling them “senators,” citizens also think they should sit in the corner with a dunce cap on Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected … Read more
Are You Part of a Zero TV Household?
Will young “Zero TV” households evolve into the typical Dish-worshipping couch potato mode as they age? Besides aliens with eyes in the back of their heads, a possible … Read more
How to Make Yourself Feel Better if You’re Self-Published
Self-published IS published, after all 1. Burn everything you’ve ever written and don’t ever mention your writing to anyone ever again. Ever. 2. Always mumble the word “self” … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Carnival Cruise No Carnival
Carnival reimbursed the U.S. for rescuing two liners stranded at sea with overflowing sewage early this year. In their new ad campaign, Carnival promises to treat you like … Read more
North Korea Retrofits Tanks to Accommodate Tiny Leader
May answer the riddle as to Kim Jong-Un’s whereabouts in North Korea North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the news for going on two … Read more
The Three Stooges Got Eye-Poked by the Oscars
Best Actor nomination should have gone to Curly in “The Three Stooges” It was an incredibly audacious act of snobbery that the truly classic Three Stooges movie got … Read more
Lost Journal: Lasik-ally, I Got Rid of my Glasses
Journal entry: February 12, 2008 (age 38): LASIK surgery Is there any surgical procedure that sounds, just in terms of the basic description, like a good idea? “First, … Read more
