Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0
The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to … Read more
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Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons
America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more
Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more
Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event
‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House … Read more
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
In an effort to pay off the enormous national debt, the federal government has begun giving away states to various debtors overseas. The national debt has reached $13 … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more
Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!
Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy. Press … Read more
Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’
Chuck Schumer’s desire to save a few bucks leads to filibuster of restaurant. NEW YORK — A Denny’s restaurant on the lower east side of Manhattan has found … Read more
‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
