Texans Celebrate Victory Over the Union & Obama’s “Jade Helm” Attack
Gov. Greg Abbott and Texas celebrate their first victory over the Union since the Civil War: Obama’s “Jade Helm 15” blitzkrieg has been thwarted. Wacko, TX — Church … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Donald Trump Voted America’s Most Lovable Man
‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by … Read more
Donald Trump’s War Record
Report: McCain is a wuss, and The Donald’s military experience can easily Trump him After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department … Read more
Warren Buffet to Head Up ‘Billionaires for Greece’ Rescue Group
Plans to buy entire country of Greece, pay off its debts, and create ‘a Mediterranean paradise’ ATHENS – Following behind-the-scenes negotiations with the Greek government, an international consortium … Read more
Atticus Finch: The Rise of a Racist
Portraying Atticus Finch as a racist in her new book, Harper Lee stirs controversy. “Ariana Grande molesting donuts, Atticus Finch a Ku Klux Klan pinup, it’s been a … Read more
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit by Charging Tax on Corruption
Corruption is a way of life for Chicago The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular … Read more
Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not … Read more
KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition
Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that … Read more
Scott Walker Changes His Name to ‘Street Walker’ in New Presidential Strategy
In new presidential strategy, Scott Walker offers to suck Koch or anyone else on a sliding scale MADISON, WI — Former GOP front runner Gov. Scott Walker announced … Read more
Rihanna’s Video & Greece: Rockin’ Out with Her Glock Out
Everyone’s talking about how violent Rihanna’s new song is, but how will it affect geopolitics? The warning message accompanying the latest video from pop provocateur Rihanna reads: “Scenes … Read more
