Female Scientist Wears Dildo Strapped to Head at News Conference
Dildo accessory is in response to controversy surrounding shirt worn by a male scientist working on the comet landing project. By P. Beckert and Mike Kelly Dr. Margaret … Read more
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Dildo accessory is in response to controversy surrounding shirt worn by a male scientist working on the comet landing project. By P. Beckert and Mike Kelly Dr. Margaret … Read more
“The candidate with the most money wins — no need for messy voting!” — David Koch, explaining the new system, already in place. “Americans are tired of the … Read more
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
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“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, … Read more
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Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was … Read more
Folks in Ireland are obsessed by the weather A recent survey by Pointlessinfo.ie has revealed that almost two thirds of Irish people are obsessed by the weather, ahead … Read more