Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco
“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary
Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was … Read more
Ireland: A Nation of Weather Enthusiasts
Folks in Ireland are obsessed by the weather A recent survey by Pointlessinfo.ie has revealed that almost two thirds of Irish people are obsessed by the weather, ahead … Read more
SF Giants to Rename Club ‘SF MadBums,’ Let Rest of Team Go
“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more
‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period
Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier … Read more
Luis Suarez: The Autobiography
Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the … Read more
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert
Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more
David Cameron ‘Attacked’
Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more
