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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018

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Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more

Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement

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Fast Food Scientists Warn of Animals with Strong Sense of Entitlement
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Animals getting used to cushy lives, say fast food experts A new study was published yesterday in the Journal of Food Science and Technology by a collaboration of … Read more

Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia

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Miley Cyrus Stoned in Saudi Arabia
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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“This isn’t the kind of ‘stoned’ I’m used to,” said Miley Cyrus, sticking out her tongue and pointing to the crowd The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the … Read more

Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain

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Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several … Read more

Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban

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Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more

Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket

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Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more

Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint Now Visible from Space

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Al Gore’s Carbon Footprint Now Visible from Space
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Inconvenient truth for Al Gore Spectacular new images of Earth were released by NASA yesterday detailing various aspects of our magnificent blue and green marble. One photo in … Read more

Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words

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Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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A local man has found himself in quite a difficult situation as he unfortunately bit his tongue and was unable to eat his words after spouting off at … Read more

Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison

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Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more

The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver

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The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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How the Green Bay Packers came to be Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the … Read more

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