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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

A Performance Enhanced Candidate

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A Performance Enhanced Candidate
Ben Krull
Ben Krull
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
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Why should only athletes be performance enhanced? In a move that promises to shake up the already quaking New York City mayoral race, suspended Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez … Read more

Recent Study: Mayo Linked to Satan

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Recent Study: Mayo Linked to Satan
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Mayo is smooth, like the devil Conclusive data, uncovered in a new and impartial study conducted by the highly professional food scientists here at the Good Foods Research … Read more

Millions of Extremely Important Tweets Lost to Ether as Twitter Goes Down Momentarily

Millions of Extremely Important Tweets Lost to Ether as Twitter Goes Down Momentarily
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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The Day the Twitter-verse Stood Still Millions of astute, insightful, earth-shaking and otherwise irreplaceable tweets were wasted today — lost forever to the recesses of the universe — … Read more

Motown Returns to Detroit, City Returns to Life

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Motown Returns to Detroit, City Returns to Life
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Detroit revived by Motown revival The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. … Read more

UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name

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UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more

Breaking Bad Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set

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Breaking Bad Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Now you can watch your own kids “breaking bad” NEW MEXICO — Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, … Read more

Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup

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Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more

After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree

After Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of … Read more

National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

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National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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U.S. settles with creditors, erases the national debt — unfortunately, also erases the nation The National Debt has reached $16 trillion. In an effort to pay off this … Read more

Sarah Palin Ponders Half-Term Senate Run

Sarah Palin Ponders Half-Term Senate Run
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“Like a mama grizzly, I’ll have to go hibernate part way through,” says Palin Sarah Palin, who served half a term as governor of Alaska — quitting after … Read more

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