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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes

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Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more

Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot

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Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more

Looking at NRA’s Wayne LaPierre as a Child May Explain a Lot

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Looking at NRA’s Wayne LaPierre as a Child May Explain a Lot
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Childhood antics of Wayne LaPierre reveal early clues to character A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shines a light on his character, and may reveal why … Read more

Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken

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Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more

News of the Future: Second Civil War Ends in 2017

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News of the Future: Second Civil War Ends in 2017
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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America Divided East and West, Right-winger and Leftist, in News of the Future News of the Future, April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the … Read more

Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!

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Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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A performance by Eric Holder and his all-star cast that America won’t soon forget In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the … Read more

Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School

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Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more

Al-Qaeda Plans Impacted by Labor Issues

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Al-Qaeda Plans Impacted by Labor Issues
Mike Kelly
Mike Kelly
A writer, hack if you wish to have the true definition, who enjoys putting the weird thoughts that run through my mind to words. I mostly enjoy writing about things political, but for variety will occasionally post something else.
Mike Kelly
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Al-Qaeda insists drone attacks are not the problem Al-Qaeda senior leaders this morning released a statement that conflicts with U.S. analyst determination that their movement has been decimated … Read more

Dreaded Online Disease ‘Freeitis’ Afflicting Many

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Dreaded Online Disease ‘Freeitis’ Afflicting Many
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as “Freeitis” Freeitis is a recent mental disease in … Read more

It’s Alive! GMO Wheat Stage Million Grain March on Capitol

It’s Alive! GMO Wheat Stage Million Grain March on Capitol
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Recently escaped from the lab, GMO wheat is ‘occupying’ farmland — as well as Washington — and demanding its rights Ever since unapproved GMO wheat was found sprouting … Read more

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