Paul Lander’s Column

Paul Lander’s “Headlines Today” column presents some of the best political satire around, ripping headlines from the news and spinning it hilariously!

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the directorial debut of ScarJo at Cannes, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Moody’s downgrading US credit, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Weight Watchers going belly up, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/21/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/21/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry on Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/7/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/7/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about what Apple lost on the stock market, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

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