How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face - Marilyn Sands,Humor Times

After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face.

How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn man who never concedes!

10. WEAR A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD!

9. DON’T GO NEAR YOUR CLASS REUNION!

8. GET RUDY GIULIANI & ROGER STONE TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP!

7. GET SYMPATHY LIKE SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER DID: SHAMPOO WITH “NO TEARS”!

6. FAKE A HEART ATTACK AT NEXT ‘VOTE COUNT’ SO WE CAN WATCH MATT GAETZ GIVE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!

5. CAUSE A DISTRACTION: WRESTLE JIM JORDAN WHEN HE VOTES FOR HIMSELF!

4. WRAP YOURSELF AROUND THE AMERICAN FLAG & SHOUT ‘THE BRITISH ARE COMING’, ‘THE BRITISH ARE COMING’!

3. MY ADVICE: TELL THE WIFE THE COUCH IS LUMPY!

2. *MEET NANCY PELOSI SECRETLY IN CLOAKROOM WITH VALENTINE CHOCOLATES!

*WARNING: Only emergency measure!

And, #1 TIP TO YOU, KEVIN McCARTHY…

MAKE A CALL TO ‘THE PROUD BOYS’!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha