Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster!
Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House!
What would Donald Trump‘s day be like if he ran out of lawyers & had only a cellmate to talk to? I’m not saying he’s dying to go to prison, but I believe his ‘Wet Dream’ is to be a big gangster. Or blowing up things!
Of course, with an audience of one, Trump can still try to impress the guy!
TOP 10 THINGS (I think) TRUMP WILL SHARE WITH HIS CELLMATE HIS 1st DAY!
10. President & you?
9. Wifey’s home waiting, you know – cried her eyes out!
8. I love Hannibal Lector – know him?
7. You’ll be having your own toilet, right?
6. I packed ‘Soap on a Rope’ – it’s in here somewhere!
5. Guess you missed it – I had a Parade the likes you’ve never seen before!
4. Sit way over there – I’m gonna find a cure for Cancer!
3. You know, I could stop wars with a telephone call!
2. Eric & Don Jr? They changed their last name to Hitler!
And the #1 thing (I think) Trump told his cellmate…
‘Miller, another fine mess’!
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