Our Lizard Overlords
Most people are unaware that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic lizard people. The world is a dangerous place these days. We are … Read more
JC Wade
March 15: ‘Everything You Think is Wrong’ Day
This Saturday is National “Everything You Think is Wrong” Day. Here are some things that we tend to think are true but aren’t. This Saturday, March 15 is … Read more
You’re Afraid of WHAT? Prepare Now for National Panic Day
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. I’m not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
The Earthlings are Coming, the Earthlings are Coming!
An exclusive interview with a Martian reveals that they are worried about Earthlings illegally immigrating to their red planet. Elon Musk has been sounding the alarm that our … Read more
Who Ya Gonna Call?
If there is something strange in your house or neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Recently my wife and I experienced something very mysterious. The other day we bought … Read more
Those Odd, Odd Fairy Tales
Rereading childhood fairy tales today, I am surprised at the violence and very odd behavior of some characters. I remember my mother reading me fairy tales before bedtime. … Read more
Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
The Art of the Nickname
The problem with getting a nickname is that in most cases, you didn’t get to choose it. A nickname is usually a descriptive moniker given instead of, or … Read more
Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
