I Almost Gave a Scammer $2,000 Just to Fix My Website
How Google Sites and a fake tech support scammer almost ended this tired old guy’s website in disaster. I’ve always thought I was too smart to fall for … Read more
Otto Controle
The Ivanka Trump Doll Archive: Curated Selections from the Museum of Excess
A doll archive numbering over 1,000, each doll in the collection is dressed for power and trained in passive complicity. Curator’s Note: In compliance with the Presidential Family … Read more
Sit. Stay. Revolt. A Service Dog Uprising!
Federal workers unleash service dog uprising in response to return-to-office mandate. At 8:30 a.m. on day one of the federal return-to-office mandate, a golden retriever named Monroe vomited … Read more
Sermons from the Mounting Chaos: How Faith Leaders are Coping with Trump’s First 61 Days
Since Trump took the oath of office, faith leaders across the country have had to work overtime. It’s been 61 days since Donald J. Trump took the oath … Read more
Trump Declares Mexico the 51st State
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasn’t biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
What We Heard at the State of the Union (from a Gold-Plated Podium)
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Federal Employees All Resign: Massive Email Hack
Breaking: All federal employees have just resigned via email in the wake of cyberattack by notorious Red Panda. Washington, D.C. – The federal government is in turmoil today, … Read more
