Lysol Introduces a Rubber That Really Erases
She’ll love that you cleaned up your act with Lysol condoms! Lysol, famed for producing powerful toilet bowl cleaner, has just released a game-changing condom that they claim … Read more
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Controversial: D-Day for Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis gets a little too far into his roles Like calling John Waters slightly camp, referring to Daniel Day-Lewis as a “method actor” is an understatement of … Read more
Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook
Faithbook: The blessed social network Undoubtedly, Facebook has been the top tool for social networking up to now, but a new and arguably more innovative social networking alternative has emerged … Read more
Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more
10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People
Keeping and impressing your friends on Facebook is a real art: Here’s how to do it. 1. Send gaming invites every day. This is probably the most crucial … Read more
Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question
George RR Martin pontificates on his unique style of writing Obsessive Game of Thrones fans are truly worried about their beloved author, George RR Martin. Why? Well, he … Read more
“El Disastro”: The True Story of Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro “could make Lance Armstrong look honest” As Russian President Vladimir Putin was touching down in Cuba to inspect the strip clubs and pick up some cigars, … Read more
Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
