KISS to Re-record Classic Albums with New Lineup
A new, fresh KISS may be “wet and sloppy,” but “at least it’s sincere,” says Gene Simmons. On the eve of their induction into the Rock ‘n Roll … Read more
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Mysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd
Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he … Read more
American Lightweight Drinkers Amuse Irish Pub Owners on St. Patrick’s Day
Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and with its passing comes some great tales from Irish expatriates who … Read more
Study: Reading Books Seriously Undermines Brain’s Ability to Enjoy TV
Casually reading books can lead to habitual reading, study warns. A new report was released by the Television Scientists of America last week. It shows the overlooked negative … Read more
Pot Dispensary Sells Dragon-Shaped Cheese Puffs as “Stoner Food”
New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more
The Rainbow Comes Out as Heterosexual
The rainbow, international symbol for their movement, shocks gay community In what is being hailed as the most highly viewed TV moment of all time, the Rainbow came … Read more
Congress Still Missing in Inaction After Turning Off Conscience Transponders
“Congress members’ scruples could be anywhere by now,” says transponder expert. A worldwide search has been launched for the missing consciences of hundreds of U.S. congresspersons, after reports … Read more
Miley Cyrus Quotes – Then and Now
Cute and innocent: Those were the days, my friend. Just for fun, let’s compare some Miley Cyrus quotes from back in the day with what she’s saying now. … Read more
Local Woman Obsessed with Making Pancakes with Likeness of Jesus or Somebody
Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more
Obama Shifts Policies to Secure NRA Support
Sure to be first Democratic president to secure NRA support with these new proposals – which have liberals up in arms, so to speak. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The … Read more
