GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
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The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address
A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members … Read more
Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era
“I believe there are demons among us that wish to destroy us.” – Sarah Palin A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692 has been found … Read more
Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges
Justin Bieber fans are demanding he be released from jail and given house arrest in their homes On Monday, January 23rd, pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for … Read more
Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint
Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more
Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more
Ghost of Reagan Appears; Apologizes for Trickle-Down Economics
Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
Is Duck Dynasty’s Goose Finally Cooked?
The once-popular “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion The once-popular A&E Reality Television show “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion, as more and more people are … Read more
Mitt Romney’s “Latin phase” to be Highlighted in New Documentary
“Mitt” set to debut on Netflix A new documentary entitled “Mitt,” about the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, is set to debut on Netflix on January 24th. The documentary … Read more
