Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more
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Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more
