Snake Plissken to Run for Mayor of New York City
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Snake Plissken announces run for mayor of The Big Apple, saying criminals will have 48 hours to turn themselves in. Snake Plissken, … Read more
New York
Mother of God
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
Tripping with God
When I hang out with God, my drinking buddy, as I often do in New York, I like to about his life in the celestial realm. While God … Read more
The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
A Chat About the Antichrist
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
A Chat about Santa
My companion said it was time to have a chat about Santa, noting that Saint Nicholas was yet another Jesus devotee. On a late summer day, God and … Read more
New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more
Dining Out with the Buddha
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Q&A with God about King Solomon
God tells his drinking buddy about King Solomon, the richest person in the world in his time. As God and I were walking past the Solomon Guggenheim Museum, … Read more
Plagues, Etc.
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
