Instructions for Your Ambulatory Heart Monitor
If you experience any of these events, press the heart monitor button! Your physician will affix the heart monitor to your chest. Wear it at all times, including … Read more
Pam Bondi
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/14/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more
Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman
Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
E. Jean Carroll Sentenced by Supreme Court to 75 Years for Prostitution
Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
