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Demand follows columnist George Will’s sharp-eyed observation that sexual victimhood is “a coveted status that confers privileges.” College feminists are up in arms nationally demanding campus “rape-service centers,” … Read more
Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the … Read more
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama … Read more
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Neutering self seemed like good idea at the time “It just seemed kind of hypocritical, advocating spay and neutering while I’m walking around still intact,” Les Cocker shared … Read more
Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more
