China Loses Millions as Vuvuzelas Banned from 2012 Olympics
Listen carefully and you’ll hear something you didn’t hear at the 2010 World Cup…the sound of silence. As many will remember, the plastic horn known as the vuvuzela … Read more
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Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
Competing for the Olympic Vote
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic … Read more
Karl Rove Secret Plan Exposed: Replace Mitt Romney with Jeb Bush
Karl Rove is tired of playing nice guy. In fact, those closest to him know that he reached his limit with Mitt Romney long before he was even … Read more
Romney Calls Foul on Choice of First Presidential Debate Moderator, Katie Couric
While it hasn’t been officially announced, the Romney camp claims that they have been told by unconfirmed sources that the moderator for the first Presidential Debate set to … Read more
Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
Ending American Politics As We Know It
How many presidential vacations are too many? Partisan bickering, name-calling and finger-pointing (also known as American politics) will always be with us, BUT… Perhaps by being proactive we … Read more
Romney, Flush With Success, to Extend World Tour
Wants to show more countries ‘How we roll in the US’ Mitt Romney, after triumphantly sharing his expertise with the Brits, promoting World War III in Israel, and … Read more
Ralph Lauren Apologizes to Mitt Romney for Chinese-Made Yarmulke
Romney blames Obama campaign Ralph Lauren has found himself in another tight spot this weekend when it was revealed that the yarmulkes he designed for Romney’s visit to … Read more
Royal Tweets Lend Air of Respectability to Commoner Pastime
The Queen tweets her way through London’s Opening Ceremonies LONDON — Through a little investigative journalism here, and a little bribe there, this reporter was able to obtain … Read more
