Google Report: 80% of Porn Searches are by Muslims
Iranian sexologist claims entire culture obsessed with sex porn searches and death TEHERAN — Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the “Renegade Imam of Islam,” is on the run again … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Death to Seat Belts! Joni Ernst Demands End to All ‘Fascistic’ Driving Regulations
‘Extend the Second Amendment to autos, trucks, and motorbikes – now!’ – Joni Ernst WASHINGTON DC — Feeling restrained by that seat belt? Resent being told you can’t … Read more
Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist
Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more
New Hope for Devils Who Have Been Cast Out
Support groups for devils and demons provided Because Satan is known for his fire-breathing reaction to the failure of any of his minions sent to drag a soul … Read more
‘Je Suis Frostie’ Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close
“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet … Read more
Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI
Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to … Read more
Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction
They are in big demand, but this ‘smart home’ is a little full of itself Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring … Read more
2014 Resigns Early: ‘Total Disgust with Humanity’
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and “total disgust with humanity.” Badly cut and … Read more
