Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

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Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more

Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List

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Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Being a contributor to Buzzfeed has benefits Sometimes being a contributor to a popular website that makes lists of things has benefits, that’s what 28 year old Chad … Read more

Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook

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Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more

Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads

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Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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What if the universe is a hologram? We asked some stoners. An article in the Huffington Post (science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists … Read more

Patton Oswalt Writes Something on the Internet, Brings Comedians Together

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Patton Oswalt Writes Something on the Internet, Brings Comedians Together
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Patton Oswalt’s latest blog post entitled “Stuff Sucks” resonated deeply Actor/comedian Patton Oswalt wrote something on the internet today, and all the world’s comedians stopped what they were … Read more

Teacher Jailed For Not Finding Students Attractive

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Teacher Jailed For Not Finding Students Attractive
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Twenty-eight year old Lynn Sherwood is a happily married, mother of two children and she loves teaching the seventh grade. However, that all changed Friday evening when Fuggit … Read more

Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party

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Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more

Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs

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Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more

Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution

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Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Writer of stories in North Korean press on Jong Un’s uncle seen as satirical genius Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites … Read more

Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution

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Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more

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