Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Patton Oswalt Writes Something on the Internet, Brings Comedians Together

,
Patton Oswalt Writes Something on the Internet, Brings Comedians Together
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
Latest posts by Lee Mays (see all)

Patton Oswalt’s latest blog post entitled “Stuff Sucks” resonated deeply Actor/comedian Patton Oswalt wrote something on the internet today, and all the world’s comedians stopped what they were … Read more

Teacher Jailed For Not Finding Students Attractive

,
Teacher Jailed For Not Finding Students Attractive
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
Latest posts by Lee Mays (see all)

Twenty-eight year old Lynn Sherwood is a happily married, mother of two children and she loves teaching the seventh grade. However, that all changed Friday evening when Fuggit … Read more

Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party

,
Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more

Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs

,
Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more

Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution

,
Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

Writer of stories in North Korean press on Jong Un’s uncle seen as satirical genius Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites … Read more

Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution

,
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more

Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean

,
Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more

Woman on Diet Pills Commerical Lost So Much Weight People Don’t Recognize Her

,
Woman on Diet Pills Commerical Lost So Much Weight People Don’t Recognize Her
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
Latest posts by Lee Mays (see all)

Diet pills work miracle, much to woman’s surprise Heather Halley once tipped the scales at 300lbs and spent her days as a white woman who would listen to … Read more

Yuppies Petition Biologists to Declare Their Kind a Separate Species

,
Yuppies Petition Biologists to Declare Their Kind a Separate Species
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

Demi-god yuppies demand proper status as refined creatures Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals, have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, … Read more

Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard

,
Breaking News: Research Shows Fingers All You Need to Type on Keyboard
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
Latest posts by Jeff Boldt (see all)

No thought needed to produce breaking news stories The Institute of Neurological Research, located in Berkeley California, released a shocking new report on human brain function and development … Read more

Share