FOX Television Found to Be Infested with Subversives
How could such a conservative station be riddled with subversive types? The conservative news station FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Mysterious Oracle Predicts Ugly Future for the Wealthy
Now may not be the best time to win the lottery or inherit money from wealthy relatives Now may not be the best time to win the Mega … Read more
Syrian Chemical Weapons Disposal Problem Solved
Assad’s own methods inspire solution to chemical weapons predicament A huge problem has developed regarding the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad’s military in Syria. … Read more
Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine
“I am grieved at my own sophomoric actions.” – Google’s Larry Page MOUNTAINVIEW, CA — Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the … Read more
Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics
The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more
Jihadist Gets the 72 Virgins He So Richly Deserves
Young Jihadist Jasheed blows himself up, gets to heaven The Gates to Glory opened wide to accept young Jasheed as he entered the Jihadist Heaven he worked so … Read more
Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
