Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

I, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.

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I, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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As Dictator for Life, I will rename it The Oppressed States of America I, R. Freed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. … Read more

Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds

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Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more

Airports Do Their Best to Take Their Customers for a Ride

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Airports Do Their Best to Take Their Customers for a Ride
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Airports love any reason to confiscate stuff for ‘security’ — what’s next? Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, … Read more

The Sketchiest Debate Ever

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The Sketchiest Debate Ever
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg has been a writer and editor for more than 25 years. Her humorous stories have been published in the New York Times, the Funny Times, and of course, the Humor Times.
Nancy Freiberg
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Can ‘Etch A Sketch’ debate format draw in more visually-oriented youth voters? In a nod to a Mitt Romney aide, who once said his boss’ campaign is “kind … Read more

Clone Your Own

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Clone Your Own
Candy Schulman
Candy Schulman
Candy Schulman is a nationally recognized writer, professor and college essay coach. She has published hundreds of personal essays, humor pieces, and articles in leading print and online publications.
Candy Schulman
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John B. Gurdon is awarded the Nobel Prize, “the first to clone an animal, a frog.” — The New York Times, October 2012 Thanks to Dr. Gurdon’s groundbreaking … Read more

Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’

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Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more

Eeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho

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Eeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg has been a writer and editor for more than 25 years. Her humorous stories have been published in the New York Times, the Funny Times, and of course, the Humor Times.
Nancy Freiberg
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Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic … Read more

Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk

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Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more

47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent

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47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
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We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more

Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?

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Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more

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