Bernie Madoff Almost Opted for Less Criminal ‘Fonzie Scheme’
“I was in love with two things: money and Arthur Fonzerelli.” — Bernie Madoff NEW YORK — In a surprising series of revelations yesterday, former investment tycoon and … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
New Tea Party Favorite Emerges from Black Depths of Hell
Popularity grows for Tea Party candidate who hits all the right notes Going simply by the name “Beelzebub,” a fresh face has arisen from the flaming pit of … Read more
Americans Find Common Ground with Irreconcilable Divisions
U.S. loves winning hate prize Hate really is a powerful thing. Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it … Read more
Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing Democrats and Republicans Alike
Tired of partisan bickering, non-partisan partisans have a strategy Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes … Read more
Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant
“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken … Read more
No Shutdown on Government ‘Selfies’
Selfish selfies just for themselves In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true. Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s … Read more
Man Takes Day Off Work to Help ABC with TV Ratings Dip
Beleaguered network needs all the help it can get boosting TV ratings In view of the disconcerting drop in the number of people watching ABC’s fall line-up, local … Read more
Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz
Boehner hands gavel to “man behind the scenes” Today, on Face the Nation with Cindy Crowley, John Boehner announced that he was giving up his gavel to Ted … Read more
Lazy Step-Son Left in Charge During Government Shutdown, Restores Confidence
Government shutdown no problem after all Last Tuesday, as Congress remained deadlocked over spending issues, the U.S. government came to a screeching halt. This marked the eighteenth time … Read more
Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
