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There’s rich, and then there’s really, really, really rich By Jim Hightower The rich are different from you and me, but the really, really, really rich are also different from the merely rich. For example, … Read more It’s Official: Money Now Governs America
It’s awards season and this writer can’t resist piling on By Will Durst Don’t mean to overreact and risk boosting everybody’s blood pressure higher than opening offers on Facebook’s upcoming IPO, but this might be … Read more The 2012 Political Animal Awards
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with a Catholic priest claiming that Rick Santorum … Read more An Out of (Birth) Control Sex Scandal
By Roz Warren Bd “Brooding Dude” “You’re the only one who can truly understand me. Don’t enjoy the party! Spend all evening trying to coax me out of my shell.” Ia “I Argue” “You don’t … Read more Periodic Table of Schmucks
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: December 7, 1996 (age 27) My dad has always provided pretty solid advice regarding dating. There was the “For God’s sake, put on a nice shirt!” incident of 1991, for … Read more Lost Journal: Dad’s Dating Advice Has a Ring of Truth to It
The New York Giants enjoyed a huge ticker tape parade down Wall Street Tuesday. Actually there’s no such thing as ticker tape anymore. The brokers save all the Lehman Brothers stock they tore up and … Read more Argus Has Fun with the News: Washington & More
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is well into its fifth millennium and we … Read more The Campaign for President (Of The Universe)
Early last year, during an intimate chat and chew dinner with some Silicon Valley high-tech barons, President Barack Obama posed a question to Steve Jobs, baron of the Apple empire: “What would it take to … Read more What’s in Your iPhone?
Jack Kennedy’s former intern Mimi Alford was interviewed on NBC News about their affair Monday. He took her virginity in the White House. Today it would be called workplace harassment but back then it was … Read more Fun with the News: JFK Affair & More
By Will Durst There’s something about Mitt. And whatever it is, a few folks are definitely allergic. Maybe they sense he has the same connection to humanity that a drive shaft has to bouillabaisse. Could … Read more Tone-Deaf Tin-Eared Borg
