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By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 24, 2007 (age 37) I have never been a particularly good driver. When I first started driving, over 20 years ago, my brother, Dan, said that I “aimed” the … Read moreLost Journal: I’m Not Driving Defensively…You are!
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 7, 1987 (age 17) Each generation struggles to define itself. As part of that struggle, it must elevate certain people into icons that represent the mores, illustrate the dreams, … Read moreLost Journal: This Fan Club is What’s Happening
Sorry if you settled into your recliner ready to enjoy the blessed silence destined to descend on the political playing field in the aftermath of the Debt Ceiling Death Match. Lasted as long as the … Read moreThe Great Concessionaire
By gollies, America’s workaday majority of middle-class and poor people have a fighter on our side in Washington. Unfortunately, that fighter is Barack Obama. On Sunday, he waved his white hankie of surrender in the … Read moreObama Says He’ll Really Fight for the People … Next Time
The situation on Capitol Hill has become so confusing, we’re going to need a nuclear physicist with a googleplex of serially connected molecular microscopes to precisely explain what is happening. Instead, you got me. This … Read moreGibberish & Manure
OK, Barack Obama has not exactly turned out to be Mount Rushmore material, but — good God! — the petulant pettiness of right-wing Republican congressional leaders has turned them into a national embarrassment. America has … Read moreAmerica’s Shameful Leadership
by Will Durst Give Congress the benefit of the doubt and say they do work out a compromise on the debt ceiling extension. This country could still slip into default, leading to the worst possible … Read moreBack in the Fold
by Argus Hamilton San Diego State adopted an alcohol awareness program for Greek Row this fall to reduce drinking. It’s just in time. There’s a hot new drinking game where you down a shot every … Read moreArgus Comments on the News: NBA Lockout and More
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 22, 2007 (age 37) Dear People Who Engineer Bathtubs and Showers: I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately. Your invention of a shower curtain rod that curves outward … Read moreLost Journal: Forecast Calls for Better Showers (and Tubs)
Rupert Murdoch was attacked by a man wielding a cream pie as he testified in Parliament Tuesday. The breach prompted security changes. The TSA still allows Muslims to board a plane without a second look … Read moreArgus Hamilton Comments on the News: Rupert Murdoch and More