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Jun 272017
 
 By , June 27, 2017
Politically Correct Motion Picture Ratings

MPAA film rating system updated for an era of polarization and the politically correct. G – General Audiences. All politics accepted. Nothing too offensive to conservatives or liberals. Lassie may come home. Miracles may occur on 34th Street. Language no saltier than “damn,” “coccyx” and [more…]

Jun 252017
 
 By , June 25, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jun 252017
 
 By , June 25, 2017
Jared Kushner Introduces His Middle East Team

Kushner to implement a new approach In an exclusive interview, Jared Kushner announced the members of the team he has selected to go with him to improve Arab-Israeli relations and bring permanent peace to the Middle East. “Since this has been going on for a [more…]

Jun 202017
 
 By , June 20, 2017
Trump's Lawyers' Lament: A Poem

Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament Comey said just what they thought. It came as no surprise. “But do not tweet no matter what,” his lawyers did advise. So junior was the surrogate, who rolled out all the tweets as more news spread of Russiagate across the nation’s [more…]

Jun 192017
 
 By , June 19, 2017
Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump

This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to take time from their busy schedules to provide this column with some constructive criticism. By the way, [more…]

Jun 192017
 
 By , June 19, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jun 162017
 
 By , June 16, 2017
Melania's Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit

Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania has joined Martha, Dolley & Mamie in their duty to sleep next to their husbands, she’s ready [more…]

Jun 132017
 
 By , June 13, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]