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Apr 262017
 By , April 26, 2017
Bad Hair Wars

Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look like bunker-digging time in America. The threat [more…]

Apr 262017
 By , April 26, 2017
In Praise of Catchy Book Subtitles

More books are being embellished with catchy subtitles – here’s some more suggestions. Because books compete for readers’ attention with many less demanding entertainments – from film and TV to streaming video and interactive games – publishers must give customers reasons for reading this book [more…]

Apr 252017
 By , April 25, 2017
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O'Reilly’s Old Job

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox News’ head honcho James Murdoch said today that the network was “seriously considering” offering disgraced anchorman Bill [more…]

Apr 232017
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Apr 232017
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Apr 172017
 By , April 17, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 142017
 By , April 14, 2017
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0

The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to come up with a deplorable replacement for Obamacare. But in just a month we’ve devised a hugely [more…]

Apr 122017
 By , April 12, 2017
Covey of Caucuses

There are special interest caucuses flying under the radar like sparrows through cable ducts, plotting and lobbying and stiffing caterers all over DC. During the TrumpCare Meltdown, when the same Republicans that chanted “Repeal & Replace” for 7 years folded like a broken down lawn [more…]