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Aug 172017
 
 By , August 17, 2017
Thermonuclear Chicken

Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the drive-in. Pull out your pedal pushers and Hula-Hoops. Stick a [more…]

Aug 152017
 
 By , August 15, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Aug 152017
 
 By , August 15, 2017
The Jerry Duncan Show: Mike Pence Interview

Vice-President Mike Pence is interviewed by our very own Jerry Duncan ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest [more…]

Aug 082017
 
 By , August 8, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Aug 082017
 
 By , August 8, 2017
Nice State You Have Here, Alaska

Not-so-veiled threats to Alaska coming from the White House after health care vote failed. Rachel Maddow stole my punchline. Or more accurately, she beat me to the punchline. Federal powers that be are trying, in their thuggish way, to put Alaska under their tiny, tiny [more…]

Aug 062017
 
 By , August 6, 2017
Category 3 Hurricane Really Half-Assing It

Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear Hurricane Chet is not giving his all and therefore not anticipated to amount to anything better than a Category [more…]

Aug 022017
 
 By , August 2, 2017
The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Bernie Sanders

Everybody’s favorite radio talk show host, Jerry Duncan, interviews Bernie Sanders! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest [more…]

Aug 022017
 
 By , August 2, 2017
Apparently, Trump is a Winner Surrounded by Losers

Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger than that. And winners find it distasteful to hang with losers. And that is exactly what someone [more…]

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