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Mar 242017
 
 By , March 24, 2017
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the news headlines can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There

The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens in front of a fishbowl of hyperactive minnows as the screwy shenanigans known as March Madness unfold. [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
'Real News' Stories Encourage Progressives

Fake news is prevalent these days, but some real news stories are encouraging to progressives. A decade ago, some barons of the media establishment designated themselves America’s official arbiters of political truth. One of their tools is PolitiFact, a project of the Tampa Bay Times [more…]

Mar 172017
 
 By , March 17, 2017
Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings

BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the Rodgers and Hammerstein song from the musical The King and I, in the shower: Getting to know [more…]

Mar 152017
 
 By , March 15, 2017
Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle

Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head by a moose and has now begun circulating a petition on Facebook to boycott The Rocky and [more…]

Mar 152017
 
 By , March 15, 2017
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash

No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. Fabrication. Falsification. Making stuff up. Inoperative statements. Alternative facts. Big fat fibs. Untruths. Puffery. Flummery. Fast food [more…]

Mar 142017
 
 By , March 14, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]