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Bill Tope Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
The administration said the exam would screen out undesirable indoctrinators. Taking its cue from the Oklahoma Department of Education, the Trump administration will implement a series of exams … Read more
Hulk Hogan, sculpted by a renowned American artist, will take his place among the nation’s political immortals. Saying that he misses “the Hulkster” already, President Donald Trump said … Read more
Hegseth will tackle the administration’s growing concern about the level of alcohol consumption among Americans. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has been named point man on President Donald … Read more
Trump and Putin attempted to settle their differences by means familiar in the home lives of many Americans. Accompanied by a 48-member contingent of Russia’s National Guard, the … Read more
The new addition to the East Wing won’t be cheap, but where there’s a will, there’s a way. President Donald J. Trump announced from the White House yesterday … Read more
The administration’s measures appear to assure that the 2028 Games will be remembered as the Trump Olympics. Affixing his signature with a flourish, President Donald Trump signed an … Read more
Members of the administration say Trump is on the inside track for a fistful of Nobel Prizes this year. White House aide Peter Navarro told an alumni gathering … Read more
Pending charge of treason invoked to limit ex-president’s activity. Former President Barack Hussein Obama was taken into custody briefly on Tuesday by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents … Read more
Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
