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Humor Times President Trump is full of batshit crazy ideas, and his latest involves America’s National Parks. By Donald A. Ranard, transcribed from the head of Donald Trump. I don’t … Read more
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
Trump announces a bold new initiative — a “genius plan” — to make America “really free.” By DF Brady WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that the United States was … Read more
By Vincent Jenkins Some random thoughts and nonsense for you to ponder. Just a thought: people who complain that they are discriminated against because they are “too pretty/handsome” … Read more
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
Now that Oscar award selection is well underway, there are several reasons to revisit the Chalamet nose controversy. By Sam Zeveloff Ever since Timothée Chalamet was nominated for … Read more
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
Frak You, Left and Right By Mahyar A. Amouzegar Frak You, Left and Right, Frak the men and women who backed the Trump fight, Frak you, Biden, for … Read more
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
By DF Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
