Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
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A Bad Day for Michael Bay
British man lives out the dream of many movie lovers by suing Michael Bay for wasted time. On Monday, July 7th, a British man lived out the dream … Read more
Big Pharma Offering Top Dollar to Suicidal Human Guinea Pigs
Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more
Putin’s Big Screen Debut
“Vlad The Impaler” is Putin’s directorial debut Vladamir Putin’s artistic ventures, presented in whatever incarnation he wishes, have always oozed sexual prowess. As Nicolas Sarkozy famously said, “He’s … Read more
The Statue of Liberty’s First Message: “My Arm’s Tired”
Statue of Liberty breaks long silence After more than a century of silence, the Statue of Liberty has finally spoken. Yesterday evening, as the last few tourists ambled … Read more
One Step Ford, Five Million Back
“Hey, you have to make your own fun in Canada,” says Mayor Rob Ford Toronto Mayor Rob Ford described the leaking of his online sex tape as “one … Read more
Hobby Lobby on Birth Control Investments: ‘The Devil Made Me Do It’
The company may be heavily invested in the very thing it refuses to give its female employees, but it’s “not my fault,” says Hobby Lobby, corporate person, in … Read more
Hobby Lobby to Ban Baby Dolls in Stores
Baby dolls encourage girls to be promiscuous, says devout ‘person’ Hobby Lobby. In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has recently ruled that retailer Hobby Lobby is … Read more
The Vatican and Viagra
The Pope’s life in the Vatican is the envy of many, but he has his own fantasies. Are you an avid Hugh Hefner fan, someone who is inspired … Read more
Mullets and Manifestos: North Korea’s Killer Hairstyles
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un doesn’t like to leave the details to the unwashed masses. Until recently, every man in North Korea had to choose their haircuts from … Read more
