California’s Extreme Weather Explained
Dispatches from SNN SNN Chief Meteorologist searches for clues to explain California’s unique proclivity for extreme weather and other events. The state of California seems to have the … Read more
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Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim
Ex-president Trump pledged retaliation against all his enemies after a D.C. court denied his claims to absolute immunity. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that former President … Read more
Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.
Slobovian Life and Casualty to offer Americans affordable homicide insurance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Mass Destruction reporter Aindissa Bytche recently broke the news that Slobovian … Read more
Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
Good Prez!
As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more
10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book
MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more
Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more
Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
