Final Elon Musk DOGE Directive Cuts Humor Times Staff
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) In his last official DOGE directive, Elon Musk ordered that the Humor Times magazine must cut staff. In his final official DOGE … Read more
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Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
Future News: Trump Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard
An honorary degree was conferred on Trump by Harvard, after which he delivered a Commencement Address. Slightly Future News: On Thursday, May 29, 2025, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
President Trump to Replace Federal Judges with AI Entities
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI. In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal … Read more
Special Edition: All Stunning Headline News
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) No boring headlines here: nothing but Stunning Headline News! In this Special Edition of SNN Dispatches, we present Stunning Headline News. Breaking … Read more
‘One Big Beautiful Bill’: Surprising Upsides
House Passes “One Big Beautiful Bill” (OBBB) moving closer to Trump’s billionaire tax cut and spend agenda. President Orders Moody’s CEO Rob Fauber, Board of Directors to El … Read more
The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more
Trump to Issue Anti-DEI Bible
Anti-DEI Trump Team scouring Bible for all WOKE references, scrubbing it clean for The Lord. President Trump has issued an executive order requiring an anti-DEI revision of the … Read more
Trump to Address Congress as a Wiener
Trump said he’ll address Congress clad in a vivid red wiener costume. The outfit will be emblazoned with “Oscar Mayer.” President Donald J. Trump, no stranger to controversial … Read more
Trump Mandates Inclusion of Sci-Fi Film in all Classrooms
Trump is making the 1956 sci-fi film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” required viewing for grades K-12. President Donald J. Trump, acting through Department of Education Secretary Linda … Read more
