Entertainment: Local Band Forms
Local band primed for world domination Local band “What Screams May Come” may have only practiced for a half-hour, but they are primed for world domination. From the … Read more
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No Scores, No Contact, No … Parents!
Parents and kid’s soccer don’t mix We are coming to the start of another great annual American tradition…community youth sports. There are many sports for kids to choose … Read more
Lost Journal: Manufacturing a Paycheck at IBM
Journal entry: July 17, 1990 (age 21) – IBM International Business Machines (IBM) was founded in Endicott, New York, just outside my hometown of Binghamton. Most families in … Read more
THE MOUSE Has His Revenge
The Mouse has had enough Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and … Read more
Ye Olde Predictions Piece: Circa 2014
Tradition dictates columnists trot out their predictions, or else… The dawn of the new year signals civilization’s return to several grand traditions, including the ancient hoary one requiring … Read more
The Things That Turned Obama’s Hair Grey
Obama’s hair has turned grey, as with all presidents it seems. Here’s why… There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. … Read more
Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck
No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/2014
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Study: Oil Companies Reversed Idea of Spirit of the Holidays
This past holiday season, oil companies displayed their Scrooge-like character Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is … Read more
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
The secret to a long and happy marriage: holding farts in Harold and Thelma Lyons have been married for 75 years. In this age of short engagements and … Read more
