Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
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Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team
The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
Who Else Historically Could Dodge a Bullet & Live to Brag About It?
Who else can dodge a bullet, leap tall buildings & give an hour & a half speech while kissing a Fireman’s helmet? Who else could dodge a bullet? … Read more
Democrats Exhume Abraham Lincoln to Replace Biden as Nominee
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Modern Drugs: How They Got Their Names
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names. Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, … Read more
‘Project 2025’ & 10 Other Things Trump Says He Knows Nothing About!
Donald Trump says he “knows nothing about” Project 2025, as he tries to pull the wool over the eyes of his flock of sheep, using photo proof of … Read more
