Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
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Justice Alito & Wife’s Flagging Relationship Waves On!
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Putin & General Secretary Xi Jinping
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President of Russia Vladimir Putin and Chinese Party General Secretary Xi Jinping. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
Bohemian Club Figures Large in Clarence Thomas Finances Again
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
Supreme Court Grants Trump Blanket Immunity
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Alito’s Wife Flew a Flag for KKK & Other Causes
Alito’s neighbors suggest that Mrs. Alito flew a flag for the KKK and is an active, dues-paying member to this day. Photographic evidence reveals that Associate Justice of … Read more
