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Face Off

By John Glynn, November 1, 2014August 15, 2016

Call it a moustache or mustache, yours could be a champion Kristofer Malmsteen may sound like a singer in an experimental folk band, however, he is anything but. … Read more

SF Giants to Rename Club ‘SF MadBums,’ Let Rest of Team Go

By James Israel

“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more

‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period

By Lee Mays, October 30, 2014February 25, 2022

Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier … Read more

Luis Suarez: The Autobiography

By John Glynn, October 29, 2014August 11, 2015

Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the … Read more

Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert

By Lee Mays, October 28, 2014August 11, 2015

Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more

David Cameron ‘Attacked’

By John Glynn, October 28, 2014December 21, 2018

Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more

Bill Maher Wins $5 Million ‘Orangutan’ Bet With Donald Trump

By Michael Egan, October 26, 2014August 11, 2015

DNA tests prove Bill Maher right: The orange-haired millionaire is at least 50% orangutan. NYC — Routine tests on Donald Trump after his admission to Bellevue Hospital yesterday … Read more

Terrorists with Great P.R: The ISIS Crisis

By John Glynn, October 25, 2014August 11, 2015

Hip-Hop production company helps ISIS get down Not just content with being CNN’s favorite topic of discussion, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) now possess the … Read more

Hip Hop and the Dreaded ‘Flop’

By John Glynn, October 24, 2014March 19, 2019

The malady that must not be mentioned in Hip Hop no longer taboo Long before Lil Wayne and Chris Brown were simultaneously picking up the mic and grabbing … Read more

Donald Trump Hospitalized with Ebola, Verbal Diarrhea

By Michael Egan, October 24, 2014January 26, 2021

Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and … Read more