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Marilyn Sands 
Records show Jared Kushner registered to vote as a woman Voter Registration (and AOL news flash) records show Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law (I mean, son-in-law), Jared Kushner, registered as a woman! What difference does it make — … Read more
They say there is no Mar-a-Lago visitor log – but we expose it in this exclusive! Who is President Trump hiding? Well, wonder no more! After saying the Mar-a-Lago Visitor Log didn’t exist; we’ve got … Read more
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read more
Comedians are longing for speed bumps in today’s news cycle! Remember when ‘Breaking News’ was an Earthquake, a Wild Fire — a President choking on a pretzel? The pace of news today compared to George Washington’s day … Read more
Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head to toe or watch porno films in … Read more
Statues under attack! Who knew they had such a strong Union — but there they were marching wing to wing — but luckily I understood Pidgin! Peter, Paul & Peggy were not shy to speak … Read more
I don’t want to beet around the bush — but Russians do have a sense of humor. And here for comedy night, one of those jokesters just climbed up on stage… “And now, straight from … Read more
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders “mad as a hatter” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks up to the podium, pulls at her fake eyelashes and defiantly wipes off her professionally applied ruby … Read more
A letter from Donald Sr to Donald Jr Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment, What were you thinking? You call yourself a Drumpf? Didn’t you get the Memo — we don’t even like Russian Dressing! … Read more
Not only did Trump say he’d testify under oath, but now that he has received a private tutorial, he’s even agreed to take a Lie Detector Test! That’s right — the Internet not only shows … Read more