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Feb 232015
 
 By , February 23, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/23/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jun 112014
 
 By , June 11, 2014
Cantor Defeat Convinces GOP to Come Out of Closet

Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the November elections. “It’s time for us to come out of the PC closet,” said a moist-eyed, visibly [more…]

May 122013
 
 By , May 12, 2013

Punditry declares Obama is already a lame duck, and may as well burrow deep and lie low You do realize that Washington, D.C. is not the real world, don’t you? It’s a state of mind. An altered state of mind. Where you’re damned if you do [more…]

Mar 152013
 
 By , March 15, 2013
U.S. Drone Killed John Boehner Last Night

President assures nation he will continue to use drones judiciously An enthused President Obama addressed the nation last night to announce that a U.S. drone strike has killed Rep. John Boehner. The President insisted the 61st speaker of the House of Representatives completely deserved it. [more…]

Jan 132013
 
 By , January 13, 2013

Resolutions for 2013 that should’ve been made by various celebrities, but probably weren’t Okay. Bent over. Hands on knees. Breathing hard. Whew. Made it to 2013. *Pant. Pant.* For a while there, didn’t seem like it’d ever happen, but somehow we mercifully staggered across the [more…]

Dec 142012
 
 By , December 14, 2012

The dreaded “fiscal cliff” is more of a slim slope or bit of a ditch And now let us speak of the current lame-duck session of the 112th Congress. Daily we witness the death throes of the final assemblage of this particular group of elected [more…]

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