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Bill Tope Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
Trump has set his sights on the “Big Kahuna” of media behemoths, the Humor Times magazine, suing it for “defamation.” Fresh off his lucrative out-of-court settlements with media … Read more
The Latest News from Trump World In the latest news from Trump World: Trump purchases stake in Mars rock: Acting in accordance with “my native greed,” President Donald … Read more
Department of Defense to begin using the chatbox Grok, Elon Musk startup xAI announced Monday. Elon Musk’s startup xAI announced Monday that the Department of Defense would begin … Read more
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
