‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today that President Donald Trump is in fact … Read more

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump and other world leaders over the height … Read more

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered in the hills above Judea, Israel, shows … Read more

Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” – Donald Trump Washington DC – President … Read more