Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse
‘I could still be a Contenda Marianne Williamson’ has a Presidential Race ace up her tie-dyed sleeves! Mood Rings rock! For those who weren’t born back in the … Read more
Marilyn Sands
Name Your Poison – A Non-Partisan Designer Drink List
After Mueller’s testimony, we all need a drink. We’re here to help, with the Designer Drink List! But, I’m warning you – it’s $1 Pur view… You don’t … Read more
The Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet
Word for word – the most guarded answers from the much-ballyhooed Robert Mueller testimony, revealed… For months Talking Heads warned us that Special Counsel Robert Mueller could go … Read more
Germaphobe: Trump is No King Midas
As the germaphobe Trump always says about the Mueller Report: ‘My hands are clean!’ No, you never see Donald Trump the germaphobe touching his money! That’s right – … Read more
Comic Relief: Top 10 Earthquake Resolutions
The Top 10 changes I’ll make – also known as my “Earthquake Resolutions”: Having a wake-up call like a couple of earthquakes in California has given me a … Read more
Deconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!
Q: How do you eat a corn dog in Iowa without it being on the cover of ‘Whips & Chains’? Starting with George Washington – yes, you can … Read more
Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!
Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion … Read more
The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!
This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for … Read more
What’s REALLY Trump’s ‘I’ WORD?
White House Rose-Garden-Trump-Interpreters have given up – so here’s your chance to crack the code… What’s really Trump’s ‘I’ Word? Everyone thinks it’s Impeachment; but Talking Heads, Twitterers & unlicensed Mind … Read more
‘Wag the Dog’ – Trump’s Halftime Entertainment
When in doubt, start a war! I hate to brag, but my two dogs have a sixth sense about the inner impulses of our president, even before we … Read more
