Whitaker’s Witticisms
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more
Donald Trump
Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing
The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how … Read more
The Trump Family Intervention
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more
Getting My Just Desserts: Diet Myths Debunked
Okay, Trump made me fat! I didn’t tell anyone but last December 31st, I started my ‘Eat a Different Dessert Every Day for a Year’ project – just … Read more
“Shut up or the Tangerine Gets it!” FBI Investigates De Niro’s Anti-Trump Death Threats
Things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigates De Niro for allegedly threatening to assassinate the President. Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known … Read more
Nixon’s Waterloo… My American Scandal
My Nixon story – how I handled our American scandal while in London in 1974. In London – don’t order the Spotted Dick… my almost International Incident! Enticed … Read more
Lies of Biblical Proportions
Lies of Biblical Proportions: “Someday they may even have the first ‘King of Lies’ – you know, ‘The Lyin’ King’…” ‘I love you’ was the 1st lie told by … Read more
What’s that in Rubles?
A U.S. Game Show with Russian Contestants: What’s that in Rubles? Come on down – Boris, Igor, Katya! I’m your Host… Wink Kavanaughski Buzzers ready? What gets you … Read more
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill … Read more
Alec Baldwin Scuffles, Settles Trumped-Up Charges
Through osmosis (or a chemical imbalance), Actor Alec Baldwin once again proved he channeled Donald Trump too well. And just like Trump, a consummate actor, Alec Baldwin lived … Read more
