This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more
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Amber Heard’s Shocking Trial Post-It Notes To-Do List!
Johnny Depp’s ex diagnosed with Narcissism & Carpel Tunnel Syndrome! To-Do List exposed! After 6 weeks of watching the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard contentious Defamation of Character Trial, it’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/17/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about protesting outside Supreme Court Justices’ houses, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/3/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lucky Charms, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/26/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mike Tyson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/12/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/21/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a humongous pot brownie, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump Vows Revenge on Time Magazine
“It’s a disgrace, Time Magazine not choosing me ‘Man of the Year’ again. And Elon Musk is just a mammogram for Noel Skum!” says the former prez. MAR-A-LAGO, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the US Olympic team, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
