Donald Trump: Kim Jong-un Would Make Awesome Vice President
‘Kim Jong-un scares the crap outta me,’ which makes him qualified, says Trump. Speaking on Meet the Press this morning, The Donald was again in rare form, using … Read more
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The Millennials: Generation Degenerate
Meet Generation Y, aka the Millennials They answer every question with a shrug. They use sepia-toned Instagram filters to boost their confidence, and the only way to kill … Read more
California Fires Spread to Pot Fields with Predictable Results
Smoke inhalation from wildfires can be a problem – except when it’s pot, it seems. California is in the midst of a biblical-like drought, and state leaders have … Read more
Trump Challenges Opponents to ‘Biggest Dick’ Contest
‘Let the biggest dick win,’ said Trump. ‘Which of course would be me. I am the greatest, most classiest dick of all time.’ NEW YORK – Donald Trump … Read more
Almighty Swaps Son of God for New One: Jon Stewart
God taps Jon Stewart to replace ‘disappointing’ original He’s been regarded by millions as a superhuman being, a deity, a comedic god — but after more than 16 … Read more
Next GOP Debate to Follow ‘Hunger Games / Dating Naked’ Format
Naked presidential hopefuls will hunt each other down, survivor wins nomination, according to new GOP debate rules. NEW YORK – Fox News announced today that it was launching … Read more
Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”
Guests discuss party Obama birthday bash Tuesday night, shortly after describing himself as “50 + and fabulous,” President Obama celebrated his 54th birthday with a big celebration at … Read more
Softball Debate Questions Submitted Late: Trump to Staffer, “You’re Fired!”
The Trump campaign has fired a second high-level staffer over a failure to meet debate deadline requirements. The Tuesday deadline for selecting the candidates that would appear on … Read more
Sexy Apologist for Walter Palmer Defends Trophy Hunting
“Walter Palmer is my hero!” says Sabrina ‘Catnip’ Corgatelli, who likes a little exotic trophy hunting herself. “Walter Palmer is my hero, that trophy hunting dentist is free … Read more
Exclusive! Jericho, Brother of Cecil the Lion, Tells All!
Slain Cecil the Lion’s brother releases statement Jericho, the brother of Cecil the Lion, has released a statement on his website, lionizing-lions.com, and it reads: “It is I, … Read more
