The Statue of Liberty’s First Message: “My Arm’s Tired”
Statue of Liberty breaks long silence After more than a century of silence, the Statue of Liberty has finally spoken. Yesterday evening, as the last few tourists ambled … Read more
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One Step Ford, Five Million Back
“Hey, you have to make your own fun in Canada,” says Mayor Rob Ford Toronto Mayor Rob Ford described the leaking of his online sex tape as “one … Read more
Hobby Lobby on Birth Control Investments: ‘The Devil Made Me Do It’
The company may be heavily invested in the very thing it refuses to give its female employees, but it’s “not my fault,” says Hobby Lobby, corporate person, in … Read more
Hobby Lobby to Ban Baby Dolls in Stores
Baby dolls encourage girls to be promiscuous, says devout ‘person’ Hobby Lobby. In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has recently ruled that retailer Hobby Lobby is … Read more
The Vatican and Viagra
The Pope’s life in the Vatican is the envy of many, but he has his own fantasies. Are you an avid Hugh Hefner fan, someone who is inspired … Read more
Mullets and Manifestos: North Korea’s Killer Hairstyles
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un doesn’t like to leave the details to the unwashed masses. Until recently, every man in North Korea had to choose their haircuts from … Read more
Putin Anounces ‘World’s Biggest Dick Contest,’ Expects to Win
World leaders quick to respond to Putin’s stiff challenge MOSCOW — Russian president Vladimir Putin announced in Moscow today that in light of World Cup fever, his government … Read more
Tea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him
Timothy Ray Murray admitted his Tea Party career could be enhanced by his now half a brain, however. Tea Party candidate Timothy Ray Murray has changed his tune, … Read more
Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory
“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn … Read more
Kim Jong Un Teaming Up with Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke latest celebrity taken in by undeniable Kim Jong Un charm On Friday evening, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was heard asking a party member, “Why … Read more
