David Schwimmer Offered Starring Role in Revamped CSI Series
David Schwimmer played Ross Geller on the NBC hit television sitcom Friends Producers of the CBS hit series CSI: NY, which was cancelled last year, have announced today … Read more
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Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing
Most apes, like Kanzi, have what to us are very strange cravings Kanzi, the world’s most intelligent animal, sits inside his sunlit cage, dreaming of poo. This very … Read more
Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us
Amazing Race for the un-amazing The CBS finale of Amazing Race All-Stars 2014 did not disappoint, and the world once again was able to live vicariously through beautiful, … Read more
Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more
Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
New Star Wars could launch post-presidential career “Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose … Read more
God Particle Found in DNA of Boston Nun
DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more
