This Trump Looniness Is Even Too Much for Marjorie Taylor Greene!
While looniness seems to be a trademark of the entire Trump administration, it’s gone too far for even the looniest! Some days I don’t know whether to rage … Read more
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Political Theorist: Americans Should Choose Their Political Leaders from Contestants on ‘The Price Is Right’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Theorist says voters are looking for love (of candidates) in all the wrong places, and should look to “The Price Is Right.” … Read more
What to Throw at the National Guard When They Invade Your City
Inspired by the guy in DC who threw a Subway salami sandwich at a National Guard soldier and wasn’t sent to El Salvador. He threatened to do it … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews His Former Teacher Doris Hathaway
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his former teacher. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy … Read more
Official Letter from the Norwegian Nobel Committee to President Donald Trump
Official Letter from the Norwegian Nobel Committee very officially written to ‘President’ Donald Trump. Dear President Trump, It is my unfortunate duty, as spokesman for the Norwegian Nobel … Read more
High Card Draw to End Ukraine War: Official White House Transcript of Televised Ceremony
By Peter Merkl The White House today released this transcript of a high card draw “ceremony” — winner wins the war. High Card Draw Ceremony Participants: Presidents Donald … Read more
The Top Ten Biblical Names for Your Child, from Anus to Zipporah
Biblical names don’t predominate as they once did, but a deeper, broader knowledge of Holy Writ will help you give your child the gift of lifelong distinctiveness. As … Read more
Beware! Congress is Stuck in Reverse
Learning to drive dad’s delivery truck in the lot at 12, even I didn’t get stuck in reverse, as today’s GOP Congress regularly does. At about 12 years … Read more
A Growing Concern: The Male Sex Organ
A theory about the age-old debate regarding women’s preference on the size of the male sex organ. By Vincent J. Jenkins While recently doing some research on GMO … Read more
Trump Receives Global Citizen Award
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
