Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the directorial debut of ScarJo at Cannes, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
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Rebirth of Alcatraz Home for Americans Who Need a Timeout
A blog of my special, badly needed timeout, kindly provided by the rebirth of Alcatraz. By Charles Burress Day 1. First day in my new digs, provided by … Read more
Special Edition: All Stunning Headline News
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) No boring headlines here: nothing but Stunning Headline News! In this Special Edition of SNN Dispatches, we present Stunning Headline News. Breaking … Read more
‘One Big Beautiful Bill’: Surprising Upsides
House Passes “One Big Beautiful Bill” (OBBB) moving closer to Trump’s billionaire tax cut and spend agenda. President Orders Moody’s CEO Rob Fauber, Board of Directors to El … Read more
Moral Rights for AI Bots? What About Human Bots?
AI bots are not an ethnic group, but the rapidly evolving species of advanced “artificial intelligence beings.” You might be alarmed to learn that a little-known group in … Read more
Party Line: Old School Evesdropping!
Gone are the days of ‘High Entertainment’ listening-in to private lives via the party line. Here’s a dusty old transcript to slow us all down one Ringy Dingy … Read more
My Church is a Farmer’s Market – And Vice Versa
The Boggy Creek Farmstand is one farmers market out of more than a dozen flourishing in my hometown of Austin, Texas. Well, habemus papam. Welcome, Pope Leo! Bless him … Read more
Trump to Issue Anti-DEI Bible
Anti-DEI Trump Team scouring Bible for all WOKE references, scrubbing it clean for The Lord. President Trump has issued an executive order requiring an anti-DEI revision of the … Read more
Trump to Address Congress as a Wiener
Trump said he’ll address Congress clad in a vivid red wiener costume. The outfit will be emblazoned with “Oscar Mayer.” President Donald J. Trump, no stranger to controversial … Read more
Memorable Jests in History
Trump said he was “joking” about ending the Ukraine war quickly. Here are some other memorable jests throughout history. When President Donald Trump was reminded in an interview … Read more
