Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/25/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Oligarchs: ‘End Formality of Voting, Just Let Us Bid on Candidates’
“The candidate with the most money wins — no need for messy voting!” — David Koch, explaining the new system, already in place. “Americans are tired of the … Read more
Amazon Is Crushing Main Street and Threatening the Vitality of Our Communities
Maybe we should rethink shopping online at Amazon.com It’s that time of year — Thanksgiving holiday will be here soon, and we’ll gorge ourselves on turkey. And then … Read more
Lost Journal: Happy Thankslisting!
Journal entry: November 29, 2009 (age 40) – Thanksgiving Thankslisting In honor of Thanksgiving week, this is my annual reflection on the things we (or at least I) … Read more
Yet Another Holiday of Guilt
Another guilt-based holiday you may not even know about The autumn dark is lengthening, which harkens the English-speaking, Judeo-Christian Holiday Season is about to split open wider than … Read more
President ‘Obuma’ Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?
The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat … Read more
Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. … Read more
Stephen Colbert: Comic Book Hero?
Comic book series’ latest features Stephen Colbert This week, Bluewater Productions’ popular and collectible comic book series, Political Power, will focus on satirist and pundit, writer and producer, … Read more
Obama and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Democrats were forced to avert their eyes or risk anaphylactic shock To call the grotesque drubbing suffered by the Democratic Party in the midterms “monumental” is like referring … Read more
