Is It Time To Repeal Presidential Term Limits?
Without term limits, many fear president would outlive his “sell-by” date The experts are giving it little chance of passage, but H.J. Resolution 15, a repeal of presidential term … Read more
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Who’s Behind ‘Fix the Debt’?
Look out, the ‘fixers’ are coming to ‘fix the debt’ Top corporate chieftains and Wall Street gamblers want to tell Washington how to fix our national debt, so … Read more
Mass Depression Grows as World Fails to End
Millions lose faith as the world fails to end, fearing the apocalypse may never materialize. Psychiatrists and therapists worldwide are reporting a huge increase in clients seeking help … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
Lost Journal: The Island of Forgotten Christmas Tree Ornaments
Journal entry: January 1, 1984 (age 37) In the same archipelago as the Island of Misfit Toys sits an even more remote locale known as the Island of … Read more
2013 Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda Resolutions
Resolutions for 2013 that should’ve been made by various celebrities, but probably weren’t Okay. Bent over. Hands on knees. Breathing hard. Whew. Made it to 2013. *Pant. Pant.* … Read more
A Capital Time for Tweeting, Plus When to Shoot a Moose
The best time for tweeting is not the best time for facebooking — you’ve got a lot to learn! “Buy Shoes on Wednesday and Tweet at 4:00″ is … Read more
The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
Corporate U: Why Does a University Need a CMO?
Free thinking universities turn to corporate-think The “ivory tower” of academia has become overshadowed by a new edifice on campus that is reaching ridiculous heights: the corporate tower … Read more
Americans Buy Cheap Chinese Guns, Unwittingly Help Gun Control Effort
NRA’s efforts against gun control get blown away Out of the most unseemly of circumstances comes a solution to solving the problem of gun control, the overbearing political … Read more
