Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is legendary, but you’ve … Read more
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America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
What Is Behind Trump’s Lust for Greenland?
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
